Fifty Shades of Fucked Up Fangirling, a world Record

"Yesterday I was enjoying a nice bowl of frozen yogurt with crushed chocolate and chopped almonds at Red Mango, finishing up a book I had just begun. Apparently, I was so into the book that I finished it first leaving me with a bowl of melted yogurt." -- Was supposed to post this yesterday but I had to do my pending Olympic post.

It has lately been on the shelves of several bookstores I go to and I hear the title coming out from the lips of my own friends. Of course, not wanting to be left out and wanting to read a book again, I decided to try my hand at this book. So one of my friends send me a copy of the book and I started reading it.

And may I just say...

FIFTY FUCKING SHADES OF FUCKED UP MINDS is what it is.

So I read (and eventually got addicted) to the book entitled "Fifty Shades of Grey". To be honest, reading the synopsis really didn't interest me much. But after hearing all my friends and reading giddy reviews about it, I tried it. I mean, what could I possibly lose aside from precious time I should be using to do my homeworks and shit? Apparently, it lead me to a fucked up mind.

And the reason why it lead me to a fucked up mind is because this book is practically an instant fanfiction. What you just do is replace the main female character's name and Christian Grey with your bias'. And voila, you have your erotica fantasies in your head.

Yes, the book has sex. A LOT OF SEX.

My mom was even surprised when she found out I was reading the book. Well, she cant stop me now. I already finished it. Though, to be honest, I was slightly disappointed in the ending. It just made me "Ughh" and the worst part about it is there are two more books which I have yet to buy.

Good news on this end is that I have a friend who will be sending me the e-book. I love her so much.

I don't know why I got addicted to this book. Must be because of the lack of books I have been reading.  Or maybe it's because I can relate to Anastasia Steele about Christian Grey. Sad part on my end is that my Christian Grey doesn't even know I exist which is of course, saddening. Ugh, this book mixing up with the fandom is totally not good. It might take a while to get over it. But I must admit, this is one book that is sure to fuck up your minds.

I use the word "fuck" a lot cause in fairness, there is a lot of fucking going on in the book.

I swear, if Japan makes their own movie or drama of this book, they better have an awesome cast.

But I swear, this is an awesome book people should read. I mean, if you are immature though you might regard this as porn (which is totally not true) unless you are open-minded like me and accept this "porn" as just a type of love-making between two people.

Now I am on the second book since my friend sent me a copy. Well, she sent me the entire trilogy in three different formats. So now, I'm practically tensed up about what may happen in this second book since the plot is starting to spice up.

I know I haven't been blogging about JE but hey, what's new?

Except for the fact that I am praying for a Johnny's World DVD. I am serious this is a must. And just like all rare JE items, I will so buy this. No matter how much this will cost I swear I will buy this. This is like one of the biggest concerts to ever be produced by Johnny Kitagawa.

I really do wish I could go to Japan and watch this. This concert is expected to break a Guinness Record that Johnny himself already holds as the person to put up the most performances ever. The artist line up includes:
- Hey! Say! JUMP

- Sexy Zone

- A.B.C. - Z

- Tackey and Tsubasa (only Takizawa I think)

- Domoto Koichi from KinKi Kids

- Kaminashi Kazuya from KAT-TUN

Ugh, I swear to god this will be an awesome concert and I will so demand for a DVD. This is one of the things I look forward to like any other JE release.